Trucker Canada by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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Trucker Canada
Matt was at the trucker convoy in his truck in Ottawa, blocking the streets. In his truck sat his friend. A canda goose he stole from a pond. The thing was honking and shitting all over. "Eh shut up. We can't go to timmies right now. We're doing something important. " Matt lit up a blunt when some kids came to his truck. "U-Uh... where is my dad..?" Matt stared at the children and blew smoke in their faces. "The fuck? Someone brought kids? Hey children come here. " Matt handed both a joint and taught them how to light it. "It will kick in real fast. Wanna see something cool?" "Yes" Matt took out a pistol and handed it to the child . It was loaded. "Don't shoot anyone who don't deserve it. Or do... I don't care.." The father of the children were pissed when he found them but what could he do? It was Matthew aka canada That morning Matt woke up to a goose with its neck slit. He knew them children's cunt cock sucking father did this. He was pisEd. He started his truck off and drove, running people over. This was broadcasted all over. Alfred turned on the news "Holy shit, is that matt!?"
We Need to Talk About Kiku by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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We Need to Talk About Kiku
China was out for walk whe. He find this small island nation along the cost squishing his fingers down into the sand. He walk up to the strange dead eyed child and stared. "Aru what are you doing aru?" Japan turn to him with dead eyes and stare before continuing without a word. He was squishing snails. An activity that filled him with joy. The child, even at such an early age, enjoyed seeing things suffer. “where is your family do you have family aru?” Japan stare and tilt his head "No family aru?" Japan continue to stare. Those dead eyes looking right into china's tainted soul. china say “fine i will take you as one of my own." China grabbed hold of kikus arm and went to pull hom away from the beach and all the broken snail shell shards. Japan opened his mouth and bit China on the arm. The Chinese screamed and smacked Kiku. "NO." He yelled. This angered Kiku. You could see glimpse of anger in the small child's eyes. He would remember this. China tried lifting him to carry him home but when doing so the Japanese kid pissed all over him. "AH ARU!!!" He wound up putting Kiku in his basket and carrying him off this way. Now soaked in piss. Once home China set kiku down and introduce him to the son he already had, Yong So aka BABY KOREA. "this is your new brother i find him on the beach torturing wildlife i think this is just because he is bored aru and have no family go play with him yong soo" Yong was skeptical of kiku as the Japanese nation stared at him with large soulless eyes, saying not a word. Yong walked over. "Yo. I'm y-yong-so. What's your name? " Kikus eyes narrowed. He ATTACKED Yong. Jumping on the child and holding him down to bite into his flesh so hard blood was drawn. Yong began crying and screaming. China ran over and had to pry kiku off. Chiba spank him and then send him to room. Yong sat there, crying. "STOP BEING SUCH BABY ARU IS ONLY SMALL BITE" scolded China Japan is nonverbal for the first 100 years and only communicates by shitting himself. Kiku continues acting out in violence. China had decided to teach the boy how to write and for the first time it seemed kiku was making progress. He was calm and seemed to understand what he was being taught. The next day the walls were covered in Chinese characters, spelled out in blood and shit. Yong soo was lying in a pool of his own blood on the kitchen floor, kiku sitting beside him, petting his hair as if he were a doll. He looked up at China when the man approached. Eyes wide showing no emotion. China was in shock. Yong needed medical attention. Later that evening Yong was recovering with ancient Chinese medicine and kiku and Yao were Cleaning the walls from all the blood and poop that had covered them. Something that annoyed the psychological trash bin that was kiku. Once they had finished kuku stared over at Yong as he stood over his bed. He muttered something under his breath but little did he know, Yong heard all. Eventually kiku starts speaking, few words, and the words he does speak are to say the least, concerning. Disturbing. As time passed China began noticing that animals continued showing up dead and headless on their doorstep. He'd have to remove the bodies daily and Yong would cry. It was a sad day when this happened to their pet cat. "WHAT SICK FREAK KEEPS DOING THIS ARU?!" Kiku just stared. He smiled a little bit. Surely it was him. It brought him joy, but he would never tell. Sometimes he would piss and shit in china's food when it was his turn to cook. These were good days. China got really sick. This was a win. Yong knows all about this. But he can say nothing because if he does, kiku will beat and maybe rip his organs out for breakfast. Once China leaves the home kiku runs after Yong with a bamboo stick and hits him so hard over and over that he leaves multiple bruised. When Yao comes home he asks what the fuck happend. "We were attacked by bandits! I fight off... but I could not help Yong san..." says kiku. For some reason Yao doesn't belive this. But he also does not care wnought to question. Was it a surprise when kiku quite literally stabbed Yao in the back with a hunting knife in the middle of the knife and ransacked the house before leaving ? Once again Yong is found in a pool of blood and there is writing on the walls. But this time not gibberish. It read out "DIE DIE DIE DIE." ~MODERN DAY~ despite his upbringing and his antisocial homicidal sadistic tendencies japan on the outside appears to have turned out well enough he terrorize his brother yong some more and annexed a few of the southeast asian nations along the way but never mind all that, once china and russia kick his ass in ww2, no more japanese empire and kiku… strangely, seems to be doing alright. he doesnt seem to hold any grudges not against china not against ussr not even against america japan just keeps to himself and makes cartoons feeds him big fish and works hard to get back on track to become a prosperous nation once again China decides to come pay kiku a visit . He knocks on the door but no a swer.. the door is unlocked so he let's himself in. There is an eerie silence in the air. China checks all over the house and the putside but no Japan to be found. He helps himself to some food. for some reason the water in the koi ponds is a murky brownish red china thinks nothing of this, or the lack of koi. China cracks open Japan's bedroom door and it is absolutely covered in hentai. The walls, ceiling , bedsheets, curtains. Everywhere. The shelves are filled with sticky figures. China quickly leaves and slams the door shut. he try to raise this child as if he were his own. then again just look how yong turned out, and he birthed yong that was his own flesh and blood. literally. that child was bloody and painful. he almost thought he might have to have a c section. China heard a noise coming from the basement. He opened up the door and made his way down. God the stench. Once down there he saw poop and bodies all over the place. Quickly he ran back up the stairs but kiku was at the top. He pushed China back down, who screamed out in pain when he broke a hip. Kiku shut and locked the door. He'd be back for China later.
Alfie says no to usuk by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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Alfie says no to usuk
Iggy had been pining over his son Alfred for a long time. Well not exactly son, but England did raise him since finding him as a child and did claim they were brothers . Today he was going to leave France and confess to Alfie that he was in lobe. What could go wrong. France stood on the door way. "Zou stupid man .zhis amerika is zour family you creep. Zwhat about mon.?" "Shut it frog. I don't care If you call it grooming , America will surely love me. Sure I've been abusive to him and have made him question his self worth but water under the bridge. Now get the fuck out you French fuck we are over." "ENGLAND. WE HAVE RAIZED ZHE AMERIKA AND CANADUH TOGERHER---" "LEAVE." With that England got some frolwers and dressed up in suit with top hat ans went to America's Alfred answered the door in his underpants . Igg blushed "Fuck are you doing here?" Iggy huff and shove flower in face "Can't you see you fuckibg broad. I'm in love with you. TOSSER WANKER SLAG DAFT TWIT KNOBHEAD CUNT" Alfred was visibility uncomfortable. This was his father figure . Abusive father figure at that. Iggers was always calling him fat and saying nasty things towards him. It made him scared . Alfred's brows furrowed and he frowned. Was this incest? Grooming? Had iggy liked him as a child? All the questions ran through his mind wild. This upset him. He didn't want his family professing his love to him? He shook his head and turned around "Leave England. " "WOT WHY!?" "Do I really need to spell it out old man iggs? You found me as a child, fought with France over who's BROTHER I am and then constantly called me your brother. You made me call you big bro and said you would protect me. You raised me and cared for me. You looked over me as a child as a father would even if you turned abusive. This is creepy. Were you only doing this so you could raise me into a man you could date? Groom me? Pathetic. " England hissed "but I don't see ye as a brother anymore" Alfred shrugged "so? Does this change the fact that you did? That you did for years? That you knew me as a child and raised me into an adult?" Alfred squinted. "Did you fucking leave France for this? God you are disgusting. " Iggy didn't know what to say. It was true. He was a fucking creep. "Fine ye git. " Iggy turned around and left. Later on Alfred went to complain to Canada who was High and still starving that polar bear. "Man you're so dramatic Alfred I can't velibe you. Incest is hot."
The Daily Canada part 3 by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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The Daily Canada part 3
Matthew was trailing around the wetlands looking for a moose to capture to be his new best friend. After Alfred had called animal control on his goose he needed a new animal companion. He saw a moose grazing and lassoed it getting the rope around its horn. The thing ran away, knocking Matt down onto the ground getting his face covered in mud. "YOU FUCKING MOOSE. YOU FUCKING HOOSER. " MATT HISSED he slammed his fistes in the mud and got himself up "I'll show that fucking moose. I'll skin the God damn thing eh?.' Matt lit up a blunt and continued walking. He discovered a dam and went over. Soon he began destroying it and pulled out what he thought was a beaver. To his dismay it turns out to be a muskrat. He took the thing and threw it against a tree. Hard. Was it dead? Who knew? Matt sure didn't care. He didn't give a fuck. Muskrats were stupid. He continued looking for a beaver, destroying nature as he did so. Finally he pulled one up by its tail. It struggled. "Eh. Look at ya. A hefty one. You'll do. " he put the animal under his arm. The thing started biting him. It drew blood. Matthew slapped the beaver in the face three times. And said "NOT COOL DUDE " until the animal was stunned. "God man I gotta get to timmies. That hot chick is waiting for me. Wish I knew her age like I don't wanna hit on a minor but damn. Hope she's legal. She's totally into me. I'm sure she'll wanna fuck me after she sees YOU in the car." He looked down at the animal now panting, piss running down its leg. "Yeah chick's dig guys who love animals. You know what I mean." Matthew tied that animal down and put it in the passenger seat and went on his way for a cup of coffee. "Double double eeeh. The usual! Like why even ask, you know me. Are you playing a game? It's cute." He said to the annoyed worker through the drive through speaker. After driving over the curb Matthew pulled up to the window and hung out of it. The girl handling his order clearly didn't wanna see him. "So Rebecca what's up? Check it." Matthew pointed to the tied down beaver who was panting and crying. The girl gasped. "The fuck is that!? Is that a wild animal? Oh my god!" Matthew rolled his eyes. "Ugh women. Chill okay. Hes fine. He's my buddy. And I think he liiiikes you." "Sir please leave or I'm calling the police. " Matthew honked his horn and sped off hitting the car infront of him and then driving around into oncoming traffic. "Guess its A and W. " After getting a couple burgers he stopped in his driveway. "Here buddy..." he unwrapped his burger and held it out to the beaver who was hyperventilating. "DUDE eat it." Matt rolled his eyes and rubbed the burger all over the animal getting sauce on its fur. "Haha rad." Matt put the beaver in a carrier and headed inside after food Once inside he saw waiting for him . France, England, America and Russia all on his couch that hadn't been cleaned in 50 years. Filled with mustard and cum stains. "Bro why the fuck are you here..." Alfred stood up and closed his eyes. "Matthew this is an intervention. You need to stop. Stop doing drugs stop capturing wildli--- what the fuck is that?" Alfred noticed the carrier. He pointed to it "None of your business man." "Is that another wild animal!? Are you kidnapping and abusing wild life again!?" England rolled his eyes France chimed in "mon duex.." Matthew dropped the cage on the ground with no regard for the animal inside "Yeah it is. SO fucking what Alfred. Think you can tell me what to do just because you have a big cock?" "DUDE what?" Ivan grumbled. "Stop talking about your brothers genitals. How many times must I tell you. One more time and I am going to fucking hurt you da?" "Whatever man! I can't vibe with this. You all are attacking me. " Matthew punches the wall, breaking it. "I can't deal with this hostility right now." Matthew goes upstairs to do some crack coming back down in 30. But the others were still there "Why are you all still here...w-Wheres kumajiro..." Alfred knew he was high "Kumajiro.is dead Matthew. You starved him?" "ITS NOT TRUE!!" Experiencing psychosis, Matthew grabbed a knife and stabbed Alfred in the stomach causing him to fall backwards and hit his head on the beaver cage making a loud THIMPHU. This pissed off Ivan. Ivan got up and beat the shit out of Canada France looked at England and sighed. "Mon duex... do you remember when they were small mon amour?" England grumbled waking up from his sleep. "Wot!? Wot did you say? I think I took the wrong fockong pills!!!" "Mon angliette!! Did Zou take your Metamucil!?" England scoffed "Of course frog. I have been pooping beautifully all day." By time they were done speaking Canada was onnthe ground bleeding out. Ivan had wrecked him "Mon ami I zhink we should call Zhe ambulance." "That is going to cost an arm and a leg" "NON. FREE HALTH CARE. IZ CANADA" Alfred was treated for stab wound and matt.... pronounced dead The beaver? Also dead.
Grief stings-A FRUK Fic by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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Grief stings-A FRUK Fic
It had been a week since England has committed suicide by jumping off the building and leaving France behind. England couldn't get over his loss of IGGY CAT. fuck that cat. Fuck it. France hated that cat. Iggers has always loved that cat more than hom and now it take his beloved away France was in him kitchen sobbing tears making his French toast soggy. "MON DUEX IGGERS ZHY DID ZOU LEAHE MOUI WZHY.!? BECAUSE OF ZHE ZUCKING IGGY SHAT !?" France banned his first onnthe wall and broke the dry wall. Canada his shared son with iggland cams running in (Canada is 30 and still live at home and smoke weed) "PAPA!!!" CANADA CRY "WHAT IS WRONG" "Shut Zhe fuxk up canedaah!! Go back to zour room." France punche Canada and Canada cries ans passes his pants "o-Oh maple. I know papa I'm no good. I'm a fraud. I could never live to be the son you and daddy England could want. I'm sorry I'm such a waste." Canada sobbed and curdled into a ball. France raised his leg and kicked Canada so hard he flew through the window like a socor ball. "Mon duex zhat chield!!!!! Zwhat a headache. There are szhit stains on the floor." France got ready for the meeting. Heading out, a blonde on the street passed him. Could it be ENFLAND!? France ran after the man and quickly grabbed him from behind. "MON ANGLETTE." The man screamed and hit Francis. "Get the fuck off! Who are you.." It was not iggs at all.. France let go and then punched the man in the face causing blunt force trauma. At the meeting Francis kept his head down. He was about to shit his pants when Alfred came over and slapped his back. "Dude bro you gotta get over yourself Dawgs. Who cares about iggs. He's a stinky twink and he used to to put my dress shoes up his ass. Like dude dude glad he's gone LOL. Fuck I remember seeing shit and ass juice on the tops of my shoes every morning." France looked up with tears in his eyes "NON YOU GAY FUCK!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU°!!!! " He punched Alfred but Alfred shot him in the stomach with a pistol. "Damn bro. Like should I stick my dick in the hole?"
HETALIA THANKSGIVING by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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HETALIA THANKSGIVING
England took out the raw chicken turkey when it magically come to life and away sife to side and dance and say "I am the spirit of thanks giving iggy count your blessong" . Iggy cry and hug america Alfie pinch Iggy tip so hard it bleed iggy scram WANKER "DANCE ALONG" turkey say Dance dance dance The hetalia fam dances in Congo Shake shake shake shake China shakes ass say ai ai ai Mairikaya turkeyru mairkya Turkeyru boku hetalia Canda take poop in turkey and everyone run out of room PLEASE CAANDAA BEHAVE PLEASD UR BEAR IS DEAD FROM MALNOURISHMENT U STARVED IT Turkey dead and italy begin eating it with the shit smeared all.ober Mary thanks giving
HETALIA SCHOOL AU PART 2 READER X ALLAN JONES by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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HETALIA SCHOOL AU PART 2 READER X ALLAN JONES
Allan had just gotten his ass kicked by matt fucking William's for talking to you. Matt thought he had ownership of you. You didn't like matt though. He was a liar, cheat and THUG. he was a drug addict who was constantly doing marijuana and always trying to sell it to you, knowing fully well it killed your father and caused your mothers alcoholic life path. He always called you things like kitten and would say "come to daddy". Well he sure as hell wasnt your daddy. Honestly you hated canadians. Not all. But the ones like Matt William's. The ones who drank Timmy's, said ABOOT and would publically shit their pants (matt does this). You'd often tell this man to go back to where he came from. Land of the moose. Hed just punch his locker and then ask you for money later on. Now you would never forgive matt William's and you had a vengeance. He almost killed the only man who had ever given you even the slightest bit of attention. REAL attention. Not just flirting not SEX. This man cared about you. Of course the loser MATT WILLIAMS couldnt allow this. That wouldn't do. You grabbed your macheti and tied your hair up, putting on your best push up bra and got ready to remove Matthew Williams from the likes of this world ------ MEANWHILE Allan had just gotten released from the hospital and was at home staring in the mirror He frowned at his wounds. "You piece of shit allen ... you let ur moose fucking bother beat ur ass in front of a hot broad... a babe that's not easy to forget. No sir no no. No good. Fuck FUCK FUCK DICK!! YOu dICK ALLAN I HATE YOU!" He said to himself and punched the mirror hurting his hand. He hated himself. He was fat and weak. He had lost his spot as cheer captian. What else was there. What was life. All he could think about was you. And that's what drove him. It drove him to be a better him. Hed go to rehab if that's what it took and never pick up another weed cigarette. He could be the better man. He wasnt the bad boy everyone thot. ----- Hours later matt kicked Allan's door open "WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Matt asked, hockey stick in hand, blunt in mouth. Allan was bent over In front of a mirror, shaving his asshole. He looked up to matt with anger in his eyes as the surprise had caused him to tear the sensitive skin. "Fuck man? I gotta look pretty for y/n or else theyll leave me." Matt raised a brow and then his hockey stick, cracking allan across the head. "Pargetic. Men dont shave their assholes allan. Grow the fuck up eh?" He raised his stick again and that's when you came in with your macheti and raised it towards matt. "That's enouff matfhwe. Drop it . Your terror ends here. You are a stain on society. Jesus has spoken." Matt grumbles. "What kitten? You challenge me?" He raises his stick but you cut it in half with one swipe of the blade. His eyes widen. You raise your blade ready to cut off this troubled mans head. That's when allan stumbles towards you and screams "WAIT.. HEAS MY BRITHER YOU CANT." You drop the blade. Matt is so scared he pisses a puddle and lays in it. Brothers? You never connected this. "What--" "That's right. He is my brother. A-And. I can handle him. Please. Just leave. I'll see you at school. " The naked allan shoves you off. Asshole bleeding You were just trying to save him. What a cumt. Heartbroken you leave
Iggy was on the toliet for hours. When would this pain end? Alfie told him not to eat all that cheese but it wasnt even that. Iggy was always constipated. After three long hours iggy squeeze out poo. Relief. He flush but not wash him hands >///< (ugh iggy u have ecoli on ur hands wtf) and then heads to the kitchen to make breakfast. Baked beans on bread. An iggers classic France smelled the disgusting stench of the soggy bean bread and pranced into the kitchen looking very gay (hes pan). "Mon duex mon anglette zwhat zhave I told you zhebout zhe bean bread!" He let out a dramatic gasp and smashes his head against the refrigerator then giggle. "Jour nasty cooking... zhit is cramping mon style." England growl as his stomach gurgle. He hadn't gotten out all of his poop this morning. "Oi ye wanker bugger off. Bugger off. " he rolls his eyes France sigh and then begin making his metamucil smoothie "Fuck is that you twat?" "Zhis? " France smirked and lifted the glass, drinking back the thick liquid, slurping and gulping. He looks at Iggy and raises his brows. "Metamucil deluxe smoothie, mon petite omelette. " "What the fuxk is that frog?" France frown and throw glass at him. "Metamucil is a fiber supplement made from psyllium husk, a compound derived from the seeds of Plantago ovata, also known as blond plantain ( 1 ). It's a type of soluble fiber, which means that it absorbs water and forms a gel-like consistency as it passes through your digestive tract." "What...?" France sigh "In othzer words zit is making zhou shit mon amour. Zit is not only got for zhe digestive track but zhe overzall heltze of zour body. Oh and it makes zour seamen taste like le orange." Iggy blushes and quickly downs the whole tube of metamucil. He has 20 lbs of TOXIC POOP stuck in his gut. It had taken the form of a baby bump that people had been mistaking for a pregnancy. Frances eyes widened. "MI AMOUR NO!" Iggy began shitting piles all over until his intestines began leaking out of his butthole in a bloofy mess. Metamucil OD
We Need to Talk About Kiku by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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We Need to Talk About Kiku
China was out for walk whe. He find this small island nation along the cost squishing his fingers down into the sand. He walk up to the strange dead eyed child and stared. "Aru what are you doing aru?" Japan turn to him with dead eyes and stare before continuing without a word. He was squishing snails. An activity that filled him with joy. The child, even at such an early age, enjoyed seeing things suffer. “where is your family do you have family aru?” Japan stare and tilt his head "No family aru?" Japan continue to stare. Those dead eyes looking right into china's tainted soul. china say “fine i will take you as one of my own." China grabbed hold of kikus arm and went to pull hom away from the beach and all the broken snail shell shards. Japan opened his mouth and bit China on the arm. The Chinese screamed and smacked Kiku. "NO." He yelled. This angered Kiku. You could see glimpse of anger in the small child's eyes. He would remember this. China tried lifting him to carry him home but when doing so the Japanese kid pissed all over him. "AH ARU!!!" He wound up putting Kiku in his basket and carrying him off this way. Now soaked in piss. Once home China set kiku down and introduce him to the son he already had, Yong So aka BABY KOREA. "this is your new brother i find him on the beach torturing wildlife i think this is just because he is bored aru and have no family go play with him yong soo" Yong was skeptical of kiku as the Japanese nation stared at him with large soulless eyes, saying not a word. Yong walked over. "Yo. I'm y-yong-so. What's your name? " Kikus eyes narrowed. He ATTACKED Yong. Jumping on the child and holding him down to bite into his flesh so hard blood was drawn. Yong began crying and screaming. China ran over and had to pry kiku off. Chiba spank him and then send him to room. Yong sat there, crying. "STOP BEING SUCH BABY ARU IS ONLY SMALL BITE" scolded China Japan is nonverbal for the first 100 years and only communicates by shitting himself. Kiku continues acting out in violence. China had decided to teach the boy how to write and for the first time it seemed kiku was making progress. He was calm and seemed to understand what he was being taught. The next day the walls were covered in Chinese characters, spelled out in blood and shit. Yong soo was lying in a pool of his own blood on the kitchen floor, kiku sitting beside him, petting his hair as if he were a doll. He looked up at China when the man approached. Eyes wide showing no emotion. China was in shock. Yong needed medical attention. Later that evening Yong was recovering with ancient Chinese medicine and kiku and Yao were Cleaning the walls from all the blood and poop that had covered them. Something that annoyed the psychological trash bin that was kiku. Once they had finished kuku stared over at Yong as he stood over his bed. He muttered something under his breath but little did he know, Yong heard all. Eventually kiku starts speaking, few words, and the words he does speak are to say the least, concerning. Disturbing. As time passed China began noticing that animals continued showing up dead and headless on their doorstep. He'd have to remove the bodies daily and Yong would cry. It was a sad day when this happened to their pet cat. "WHAT SICK FREAK KEEPS DOING THIS ARU?!" Kiku just stared. He smiled a little bit. Surely it was him. It brought him joy, but he would never tell. Sometimes he would piss and shit in china's food when it was his turn to cook. These were good days. China got really sick. This was a win. Yong knows all about this. But he can say nothing because if he does, kiku will beat and maybe rip his organs out for breakfast. Once China leaves the home kiku runs after Yong with a bamboo stick and hits him so hard over and over that he leaves multiple bruised. When Yao comes home he asks what the fuck happend. "We were attacked by bandits! I fight off... but I could not help Yong san..." says kiku. For some reason Yao doesn't belive this. But he also does not care wnought to question. Was it a surprise when kiku quite literally stabbed Yao in the back with a hunting knife in the middle of the knife and ransacked the house before leaving ? Once again Yong is found in a pool of blood and there is writing on the walls. But this time not gibberish. It read out "DIE DIE DIE DIE." ~MODERN DAY~ despite his upbringing and his antisocial homicidal sadistic tendencies japan on the outside appears to have turned out well enough he terrorize his brother yong some more and annexed a few of the southeast asian nations along the way but never mind all that, once china and russia kick his ass in ww2, no more japanese empire and kiku… strangely, seems to be doing alright. he doesnt seem to hold any grudges not against china not against ussr not even against america japan just keeps to himself and makes cartoons feeds him big fish and works hard to get back on track to become a prosperous nation once again China decides to come pay kiku a visit . He knocks on the door but no a swer.. the door is unlocked so he let's himself in. There is an eerie silence in the air. China checks all over the house and the putside but no Japan to be found. He helps himself to some food. for some reason the water in the koi ponds is a murky brownish red china thinks nothing of this, or the lack of koi. China cracks open Japan's bedroom door and it is absolutely covered in hentai. The walls, ceiling , bedsheets, curtains. Everywhere. The shelves are filled with sticky figures. China quickly leaves and slams the door shut. he try to raise this child as if he were his own. then again just look how yong turned out, and he birthed yong that was his own flesh and blood. literally. that child was bloody and painful. he almost thought he might have to have a c section. China heard a noise coming from the basement. He opened up the door and made his way down. God the stench. Once down there he saw poop and bodies all over the place. Quickly he ran back up the stairs but kiku was at the top. He pushed China back down, who screamed out in pain when he broke a hip. Kiku shut and locked the door. He'd be back for China later.
NAGA IGGY X FRANCE by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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NAGA IGGY X FRANCE
"Moi amour! Moi amour!." France calls out as he walks into his snake room, staring at the giant snake tank on the floor. There he is. His beautiful naga iggy.
There is snake shit all over the place and it reeks. France feels puke coming up. He swallows it back down. Mmm.. breakfast #2 but he was still hungry.
He opens the tank door and sticks a hand in. Iggh hissed and goes to bite. "Oi blimey back off ye wanka!!" Iggs screams and hisses. France notices he is curled around something.
"What's this?"
Iggy looks a way
France notices what it is... its...its a FUCKING EGG!
"MOI AMOUR!!! GIVE ME THAT. HAVE YOU BEEN MATING WITH ANYONE OTHRT T
USUK - chocolate delight by TheHailingOfTheSatan, literature
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USUK - chocolate delight
Backseat serenade . ..dizzy hand grenade ...oh god I'm sick of sleeping alone....
Another meeting had past. This time england stayed back. He sat in the meeting room drinking jack. Why? He was miserable. Ever since the revolutionary war things went downhill. . He cried as he downed three bottles, liquod pouring off his chin. "Gitt..." he murmered.
"Git indeed..." fred said as he walked in. He sighed ."look at you. . What the fuck kirks." What the fuck indeed. Something smelled awful. It smelled like SHIT. "Stand up artie." Alfred narrowed his eyes. "W-Why?" Exclaimed iggy. He knew what he had done. He was ashamed.
England slowly stood up
Backseat serenade . ..dizzy hand grenade ...oh god I'm sick of sleeping alone....
Another meeting had past. This time england stayed back. He sat in the meeting room drinking jack. Why? He was miserable. Ever since the revolutionary war things went d... https://www.deviantart.com/thehailingofthesatan/art/USUK-chocolate-delight-865744124